A Cat In The Hat

[Water Pony]

I do not like TCU fans.
I do not like them, Peruna-I-am.

I beat them with a pass.
I beat them running out of gas.
I beat them if purple covers their fans,
while praying during their goal-line stands.

Runners, tacklers, returners, kickers.
I beat them wearing purple knickers.
I beat them after graduation,
Their alumni fair-weather fascination.

I beat them in Dallas and in Fort Worth,
From old age back to their own birth.
I'll beat them all to kingdom come,
This insane love of Mustangdom.

It's nothing personal. Everyone loses.
It's just because you're blowing fuses.
It makes no difference you're a Frog.
I'll beat you whether or not you're on grog.

I do not like TCU fans.
I do not like them, Peruna-I-am.

:p

<small>[ 11-26-2003, 06:33 AM: Message edited by: Water Pony ]</small>

[geno]

I never saw a Red/Blue mustang,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you this right now,
I'd rather see than be one.

Two roads diverged in a football world
And sorry they could not travel both
SMUT looked down one as far as they could
To where it split between a program that wins and a program that loses, then chose the latter,
And they are telling this with a sigh, now,
Ages and ages hence. Two roads diverged in a football world, and they got their butts kicked off the fence.

[Spaz]

There once was a team overrated
Their fans all had dreams that were jaded
They wouldn't confess
Their creme puff SOS
Till on their dreams, the BCS masturbated

That geno's a pain in the butt
Keep's callings us by the name SMUT
When I see that disgrace
Think I'll kick in his face
And, oh, his mother's a slut

So geno, get off of our board
We'll see you this weekend at Ford
Regardless of score
Your school still sucks more
This fact just cannot be ignored

[Mustangs35SMU]

*claps for Spaz and Water Pony*


Go Mustangs! Kill the Frogs!

[gostangs]

There once was a toadie named killer
Then he got run over by a car

The end.

[MizterTea]

<img src="http://www.webundies.com/images/dsc291ls.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Water Pony]

Excellent graphic! Nice addition, MizterTea. Have one with the Cat? A Horse? A frog?

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

<img src="http://home.swbell.net/bigdog24/perunahat.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Spaz]

Speaking of Seuss, just FYI
If any of you go to Universal Studio's ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE in Orlando, DO NOT RIDE The Cat in the Hat.
It was the worst gut wrenching ride by far, even worse than any of the rollercoasters
Thought I was going to barf

The Spaz

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

Originally posted by Spaz:
It was the worst gut wrenching ride by far, even worse than any of the rollercoasters
Thought I was going to barf

For a minute, i thought you were talking about the movie.

[XmustangXdeathX]

Originally posted by Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex:

Originally posted by Spaz:
[b] It was the worst gut wrenching ride by far, even worse than any of the rollercoasters
Thought I was going to barf

For a minute, i thought you were talking about the movie. [/b]

That too.

[couch 'em]

Originally posted by Spaz:
Speaking of Seuss, just FYI
If any of you go to Universal Studio's ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE in Orlando, DO NOT RIDE The Cat in the Hat.
It was the worst gut wrenching ride by far, even worse than any of the rollercoasters
Thought I was going to barf

The Spaz

Anyone else think the rides there are a bit tame? They had great themes and extra stuff...but they just didn't have that extreme thrill I expected.... Kinda like when I see generic huge black horse mascots.

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

Coming soon to a bookstore near you.
<img src="http://home.swbell.net/bigdog24/perunainthehat.jpg" alt=" - " />

[HorsePower]

One more note about Dr. Seuss: the late Theodore Geisel (I think that's how you spell his name) was a fraternity brother of current Mustangs Allan Adami and Brad Bean.

[gostangs]

There once was a froggie from sleepy Ft. Worth
Who very badly wanted a BCS berth
But then a car ran over him.

The End.