Baylor Game - Tailgating Ideas and Possible Themes

[BUTitan]

Yeah, we'll see who's laughing after the game.

Dearest BUTTTITAN,

Thanks for the well thought out come back. Did you decide on this witty response after you ruled out "your mama", "oh yeah" and "you'll see"?

There are so many things to rag on SMU about and this is the best you can do? Troll around the board and you will see multiple better come backs and witty thoughts that would at least be remotely funny.

One final question, since you went to Baylor and you use the term Titan are you actually invoking the help of the The Titans, also known as the elder gods, who ruled the earth before the Olympians overthew them. Are you a believer/follower of these gods? If so, are you actually allowed to visit the Sacred Waco campus or have you been ex-communicated by Dr. Bob?

An interesting side note is that most of the Titans fought against Zeus and were punished by being banished to Tartarus. Tartarus lies far beneth the disk of the world. Deeper than Hades' kingdom of the underworld. It is used as the ultimate of prisons, unpleasent and inaccessable. Very similar to most descriptions of Waco! Coincidence???? I think not...

yeah, it's one of my best

[LTBear]

A theme? See the sig. Time-tested and still in good taste.

[MrMustang1965]

I've been in contact with several Baylor alumni 'friends' who say they won't be at the game on Sept. 3 because it's opening weekend of dove season in Texas. Guess that shows where their priorities are...

[LTBear]

I've been with several SMU alumns, living in Dallas, who said they won't be at the game because it's not worth paying that much to see the ponies.

[jtstang]

I've been with several SMU alumns, living in Dallas, who said they won't be at the game because it's not worth paying that much to see the ponies.

How sad is that when you can pretty much just show up on game day and find a free ticket, AND sit on the 50 yard line to boot.

[Mustang1412]

that death penalty crack was pretty outragous (however you did get a laugh out of me).

And as for you LTBear....that was pretty funny.

[LakeHighlandsPony]

[quote="MrMustang1965"]I've been in contact with several Baylor alumni 'friends' who say they won't be at the game on Sept. 3 because it's opening weekend of quail season in Texas. Guess that shows where their priorities are... [/quo

I think you mean Dove season!

[MrMustang1965]

I've been in contact with several Baylor alumni 'friends' who say they won't be at the game on Sept. 3 because it's opening weekend of quail season in Texas. Guess that shows where their priorities are... [/quo

I think you mean Dove season!

Yeah...dove/quail/duck...it's all feathered fowl to me...on Nov. 5 it'll be 'owl season' in Dallas!

(Thanks for the 'catch', LHP! I've corrected it in the original post.)

[PlanoStang]

I've been in contact with several Baylor alumni 'friends' who say they won't be at the game on Sept. 3 because it's opening weekend of quail season in Texas. Guess that shows where their priorities are... [/quo

I think you mean Dove season!

Yeah...dove/quail/duck...it's all feathered fowl to me...on Nov. 5 it'll be 'owl season' in Dallas!

(Thanks for the 'catch', LHP! I've corrected it in the original post.)

How sad. Them Baptists killing off God's little creatures.

[MrMustang1965]

...and they'll be drinking booze and laughing about it the whole time they're doing it, too!!!!!!

[LTBear]

that death penalty crack was pretty outragous (however you did get a laugh out of me).

And as for you LTBear....that was pretty funny.

I try.