Since There Are Some Schools That Need New Mascots

[Sam I Am]

Now why did someone have to go change the subject from silly politically correct mascot name changes to the real world of silly mascot names like Horn Frogs. In which case you might fancy names like the Alamo Heights Mules, or go for a name like Wampus Cats. The possibilities are endless. Some day the SPCA may force us to change our logo from mustanges to the SMU marshmellows. We need for the games to begin to end this silly season don't you think.

[Col. Nathan R. Jessep]

Where is "PETA" when you need them?

The "Horned Toad", which is actually a lizard, is in short supply. When I was young, they were everywhere across Texas!

TCU is to blame!

[Mustang1412]

How about the Florida State Savages or the Utah Raging Alcoholics?

[Caballo]

How about if Floriday State changes their mascot to the moniker they had several years ago when a hefty amount of their players were being charged with crimes, The Florida State Criminoles.