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Re: TCU = Texas Choking Uniniversity!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 7:22 am
by mrydel
Geno:

We males in Arkansas learned long ago we could count to 20 with fingers and toes and could get to 21 if we undressed. Best of luck to the Purple Frogs next year.

Re: TCU = Texas Choking Uniniversity!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 10:37 am
by EastStang
I heard Arkansans had more than twenty fingers and toes or are those West Virginians?

Re: TCU = Texas Choking Uniniversity!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 10:57 am
by mrydel
We Arkansans actually have between 27 and 25 fingers and toes at birth but usually cut several off skinning squirrels for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. We stop hunting when we get down to 20 and start fishing for carp.

As a side note, referencing my earlier remarks, we are smart enough not to skin the squirrels while we are nekked (Arkansas spelling).