Re: DMN: Chad Morris is rebuilding SMU by recruiting in stat
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:31 pm
Johnny Utah wrote:Treadway21 wrote:But if people think he is a troll and he trolls those that think he is a troll, then he's trolling. Whether he is a troll or not - one thing he isn't - funny. Lamest [deleted] on here in a long time and that is saying something.
Yo, He Hate Me, my favorite comedies are like Airplane, Hot Shots, Battlefield Earth, and Platoon. Plus, thought you'd like to know, I got my job at the cellphone store back. And you know what, I know enough to fake it, even on Ponyfans. I mean, even when people at the store ask me questions, I jut pretend to look it up online and then say yes.
On another note, I got involved in a little bit of a fender bender last month. On my lunch break I got Quiznos from across the parking lot, and since it was raining, I drove there. That's when some [deleted] in a giant SUV ran into me, dented my fender, and broke my fog light. He blew a stop sign and everything. I was like, "We gotta call the cops, unless you don't want them involved." He got my drift, gave me 80 bucks, and took off. Good thing he did, too, or I would have been all up in his $[deleted]. In any case, I'd smoked up right before the ride, so I didn't want the cops involved either.
And guess what? The Festiva wasn't that messed up at all. I popped the dent out with a hammer, no problem, and I found the replacement light on the Internet for like $30. I had to track down my pal Wes so he could help me order it. I don't see him so much since he moved in with his girlfriend a couple years back, but he still has his credit card and it was good to catch up with him.
Go Mustangs! #1 Super Fan!