Phil Bennett

[Dirty Bird]

Peruna Punch, you should change your last name to Rockefeller or Vanderbilt, because a lunch with Whatasteve might cost more than the GNP of Guatemala. Good luck, my friend.

Whatasteve: I can see you riding in from the bullpen on one of those golf carts. Cigarette dangling, passenger side drooping, and then you wedging youself out of it, looking like a bloated Lamarr Hoyt.


And Eddie P: I am Tiger Woods.

[whatasteve]

Peruna Punch - that shiny domb you have will require more than a "comb-over." You'll need AstroTurf to cover up all that open space.

and DBird - a BLOATED LaMarr Hoyt? Isn't that redundant? Dude's huge! I can tote a few extra pounds around on my gut, but I'm not that big. Besides, looks like you've let yourself go a little, which is unacceptable for such a young punk like yourself.

[HulaCat]

Sports Illustrated Story from 1999.

We cried for Coach Bennett and with him when this happened. You have a special man as your coach - take care of him.

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