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Myles Crosby Retrospective-He Be Stylin' on Style

PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:52 pm
by Stallion

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:55 pm
by AustinPerson
This description of a defensive back is something that Zoolander would have said:

What have you been doing in the three years since your Calvin Klein ads?

I’ve been in school playing football at SMU, and I haven’t modeled in three years because I got a scholarship. I play free safety—Troy Polamalu plays it in the NFL. I guard receivers, and I’m the last line of defense, helping out with things like tackling.

Re: Myles Crosby Retrospective-He Be Stylin' on Style

PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:50 pm
by ponyfan37
That was goofy. But they probably asked him to describe it very specifically considering who probably reads that site.

Re: Myles Crosby Retrospective-He Be Stylin' on Style

PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:00 pm
by Stallion
relieved he didn't play Tight End

Re: Myles Crosby Retrospective-He Be Stylin' on Style

PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:31 pm
by smusic 00
The whole thing reads like a big tool, but I'm guessing he's a good kid. Those interviews are usually very scripted.

Re: Myles Crosby Retrospective-He Be Stylin' on Style

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:00 am
by Alaric
Myles Crosby was recruited to be a wing. June Jones' wing man

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:34 pm
by footballdad
Just replaced by another 'Myles' at safety.....Myles Duke

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:45 pm
by Pony Boss
No need for derek zoolanders here

Re: Myles Crosby Retrospective-He Be Stylin' on Style

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:20 pm
by Bergermeister
smusic 00 wrote:The whole thing reads like a big tool, but I'm guessing he's a good kid. Those interviews are usually very scripted.

Doubt he said/wrote any of that. Sounds like it came from Sheldon Cooper.