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Got this off the CSNbbs - AAC Conference Message Board.....not sure if this is a IPF and/or Football Building but whatever sounds nice and kind of over the top. Just shows that there is no end in sight in the arms race. It is what it is I guess...

"The new $55 Million 140,000 sq ft Football Building to open within the next 2 months and will include: (here are just some of the features)

1) Death Valley Hill Replica
2) Leadership & Development Center
3) Players Lounge (Ping Pong, Pool, Arcade, TV's, Video Games)
4) Golf Simulator
5) Outdoor Putt-Putt Course
6) Outdoor Fire Pit & BBQ Kitchen Area
7) Bowling Alley
Barber Shop
9) Players' Personal Laundry Room
10) Cleat Drying Room
11) Lap Pool
12) 60 Person Cold Tub
13) Nap Room
14) Locker Room
15) Largest Football Only Weight Room in the Country (over 20,000 sq ft)
16) Sauna
17) New HC & Assistant Coaching Offices
18) Movie Theater
19) Nutrition Area (Shakes, Smoothies, Snacks)
20) Training Room
21) Football Only Cafeteria
22) Cardio Balcony Area
23) Family Lounge/Balcony
24) 4 Hydrotherapy Pools
25) Outdoor Covered Basketball Court
26) Whiffle Ball Field
27) Virtual Reality Room/Laser Tag
28) Slide down to the first floor
29) Recruiting War Room
30) Social Media Studio
31) Nike Gear Room"

smusportspage wrote:Got this off the CSNbbs - AAC Conference Message Board.....not sure if this is a IPF and/or Football Building but whatever sounds nice and kind of over the top. Just shows that there is no end in sight in the arms race. It is what it is I guess...

"The new $55 Million 140,000 sq ft Football Building to open within the next 2 months and will include: (here are just some of the features)

1) Death Valley Hill Replica
2) Leadership & Development Center
3) Players Lounge (Ping Pong, Pool, Arcade, TV's, Video Games)
4) Golf Simulator
5) Outdoor Putt-Putt Course
6) Outdoor Fire Pit & BBQ Kitchen Area
7) Bowling Alley
Barber Shop
9) Players' Personal Laundry Room
10) Cleat Drying Room
11) Lap Pool
12) 60 Person Cold Tub
13) Nap Room
14) Locker Room
15) Largest Football Only Weight Room in the Country (over 20,000 sq ft)
16) Sauna
17) New HC & Assistant Coaching Offices
18) Movie Theater
19) Nutrition Area (Shakes, Smoothies, Snacks)
20) Training Room
21) Football Only Cafeteria
22) Cardio Balcony Area
23) Family Lounge/Balcony
24) 4 Hydrotherapy Pools
25) Outdoor Covered Basketball Court
26) Whiffle Ball Field
27) Virtual Reality Room/Laser Tag
28) Slide down to the first floor
29) Recruiting War Room
30) Social Media Studio
31) Nike Gear Room"

Benefit of P5 money and playing in front of 80,000 people every home game.

Absolutely.

We don't need none of that crap. All we need is charles manson level recruiting. Not sure how to get around the lsd issue though...

I wish I could join in on that 60 man cold tub.

smusportspage wrote:Got this off the CSNbbs - AAC Conference Message Board.....not sure if this is a IPF and/or Football Building but whatever sounds nice and kind of over the top. Just shows that there is no end in sight in the arms race. It is what it is I guess...

"The new $55 Million 140,000 sq ft Football Building to open within the next 2 months and will include: (here are just some of the features)

1) Death Valley Hill Replica
2) Leadership & Development Center
3) Players Lounge (Ping Pong, Pool, Arcade, TV's, Video Games)
4) Golf Simulator
5) Outdoor Putt-Putt Course
6) Outdoor Fire Pit & BBQ Kitchen Area
7) Bowling Alley
Barber Shop
9) Players' Personal Laundry Room
10) Cleat Drying Room
11) Lap Pool
12) 60 Person Cold Tub
13) Nap Room
14) Locker Room
15) Largest Football Only Weight Room in the Country (over 20,000 sq ft)
16) Sauna
17) New HC & Assistant Coaching Offices
18) Movie Theater
19) Nutrition Area (Shakes, Smoothies, Snacks)
20) Training Room
21) Football Only Cafeteria
22) Cardio Balcony Area
23) Family Lounge/Balcony
24) 4 Hydrotherapy Pools
25) Outdoor Covered Basketball Court
26) Whiffle Ball Field
27) Virtual Reality Room/Laser Tag
28) Slide down to the first floor
29) Recruiting War Room
30) Social Media Studio
31) Nike Gear Room"

Just curious. With all these bells and whistles, could non-athlete students potentially litigate the school for equal access? Was that the basis for doing away with Athlete-only Dorms?

Disgusting, actually.

DanFreibergerForHeisman wrote:Disgusting, actually.

Where is the stripper pole?

Represents everything that is wrong with college football.

Ours will be triple that-nice! Losers!

Hahahahahaha 26) whiffle ball field!!!!!

We will spend the same amount of cash for:

1) indoor football field
2) moving stuff around

60-person cold tub??? I'm not getting in any tub with 60 other guys...

Where's the skating rink?

And no skydiving?

birddogger wrote:60-person cold tub??? I'm not getting in any tub with 60 other guys...

I am not getting in a tub with any other guys.

Homophobic much? It's called "bonding" or "team building".


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