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New Years's Resolutions

PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:50 am
by Mexmustang
Someone gave me a copy of Tricky Ricky's New Year's Resolutions:

1. I will never "self-report" a major sport.

2. I will never "re-seat" after losing a HOF coach.

3. I will never blow off and screw up the contract renewal of a HOF coach.

4. I will stop following Paul Lloyd around like a lap dog and meet at least 25 Mustang Club members and remember their names.

5. I Promise that my degree from North Carolina was not in Black History.

6. I will establish a marketing and direct sales plan increasing attendance at Ford by 10,000 per game. I will lead the sales calls. I will stop re-seating and booking teams like Michigan to balance my budget.

7. I will not be the only AD walking the sidelines during games as though I know anything about football and go into the Club, boxes and stands during games to actually meet 25 MC members.

8. I will no longer publish IPF renderings until we actually break ground.

9. I will not "re -seat" after the glow of success of a HOF coach wears off.

10. I promise to stop buying my clothes in the "Boy's Department"

Re: New Years's Resolutions

PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:00 pm
by One Trick Pony
#5 even made me cringe

Re: New Years's Resolutions

PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:07 pm
by 78pony
I don't see #7 holding up for long.

Re: New Years's Resolutions

PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:47 pm
by ALEX LIFESON
Number 6 please!

Re: New Years's Resolutions

PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:55 pm
by mtrout
We broke water on the ipf.

Re: New Years's Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:00 am
by One Trick Pony
How large was the placenta

Re: New Years's Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:09 am
by oilpony
One Trick Pony wrote:How large was the placenta

Lol