I propose something called the Hicks Points Ratio. It currently rests at 3:2. For every 3 points he gets us, he gives two points to the opposing team.
TD Count with etc. points in parentheses. TD points are 6 and not 7 because he can't kick the PAT for them.
LA Tech: 1 for 2 against
North TX: 2 for 1 against
TCU: 1 against
Michigan: 1 for 1 against
Navy: 1 for
HBU: 1 for
UCF: 1 for
Tulane: 2 for 1 against (2 pt safety, counting this for fun)
Cinci: 2 for 1 against
Points against: 44
Points for: 66
Points Scored / Points Given Away = 3:2
If we adjust the data without the bowl game we get 60 / 32 = 1.875:1 but you know I'm gonna include that bowl game.
Just need to send my paper to the SMU Math Dept. for publishing.