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No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:17 pm
by Donnell88
We just lost to one of the worst teams in college football. Our quarterback took a 26-yard loss on a sack. We allow a mediocre quarterback to complete 20 of 27 passes for 251 yards.

We throw an interception to a wide-open defensive back in the end zone. We allow them to convert 11 of 20 times on third down. We convert 5 of 14 times on 3rd down.We surrender a 37-yard pass on 3rd and 11 late in the game.

We rush for 61 yards on 31 attempts. Our offensive line couldn't block their grandmothers.
I could go on but I'm going for a long walk in the rain. Maybe someone could message me if we ever get a football team that doesn't embarrass us.

Re: No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:21 pm
by Treadway21
Don't forget the false starts to put us 1st and 15 at least 4 times.

Re: No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:22 pm
by Rebel10
Well there’s always basketball.

Re: No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:23 pm
by Treadway21
We are a basketball sch... oh wait. Never mind.

Re: No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:28 pm
by DanFreibergerForHeisman
Donnell88 wrote:We just lost to one of the worst teams in college football. Our quarterback took a 26-yard loss on a sack. We allow a mediocre quarterback to complete 20 of 27 passes for 251 yards.

We throw an interception to a wide-open defensive back in the end zone. We allow them to convert 11 of 20 times on third down. We convert 5 of 14 times on 3rd down.We surrender a 37-yard pass on 3rd and 11 late in the game.

We rush for 61 yards on 31 attempts. Our offensive line couldn't block their grandmothers.
I could go on but I'm going for a long walk in the rain. Maybe someone could message me if we ever get a football team that doesn't embarrass us.

There have been plenty but this has to be pretty high on the list of disappointing SMU football performances.

Just disgusting.

Re: No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:29 pm
by Donnell88
...and I almost forgot. Ben Hicks overthrows a wide open Tyler Page who could have waltzed into the end zone.

Re: No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:39 pm
by PoconoPony
Donnell88 wrote:We just lost to one of the worst teams in college football. Our quarterback took a 26-yard loss on a sack. We allow a mediocre quarterback to complete 20 of 27 passes for 251 yards.

We throw an interception to a wide-open defensive back in the end zone. We allow them to convert 11 of 20 times on third down. We convert 5 of 14 times on 3rd down.We surrender a 37-yard pass on 3rd and 11 late in the game.

We rush for 61 yards on 31 attempts. Our offensive line couldn't block their grandmothers.
I could go on but I'm going for a long walk in the rain. Maybe someone could message me if we ever get a football team that doesn't embarrass us.


You failed to highlight our totally failed kicking game and special teams on kick returns.

Re: No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:12 pm
by Donnell88
I forgot about a couple of dozen things that (bleeped) me off.

Re: No wonder our attendance is so lousy...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:39 pm
by Insane_Pony_Posse
Donnell88 wrote:Our offensive line couldn't block their grandmothers.


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