Anybody need an Escort? Call TCU.

[MizterTea]

Well heck, I see why they're mad. If I were TCU, I wouldn't want a photo of Bevo laying on my sign either...

oh you guys say "NO" right now, but when you were 21 - "Sunny" was just a 12 pack away....



and since I know some of you suckas, I am only saying it took 12 beers as a courtesy - just to give you foo's the benefit of the doubt !

Most of you would have been calling that service, maxed out credit card in eager hand, after only a six pack !

[Greenwich Pony]

Far be it from me to question a fellow mustang fan (all nine of us...) but Mr. Tea, I do believe that the human body would pass out before enough alcohol would make that young lady (and I use the term loosely) even vaguely palatable. We are SMU alumni, not froggies or or aggies or raiders. We have never been so desperate as to experiment with interspecies dating (with perhaps the exception of ADP on campus).

Then again, it sounds as if you speak from experience in the matter; so I concede that Mr. Tea, if that is what twirls your beanie, you are a far tougher and ornerier man than I in this affair.

[MizterTea]

Far be it from me to question a fellow mustang fan (all nine of us...) but Mr. Tea, I do believe that the human body would pass out before enough alcohol would make that young lady (and I use the term loosely) even vaguely palatable. We are SMU alumni, not froggies or or aggies or raiders. We have never been so desperate as to experiment with interspecies dating (with perhaps the exception of ADP on campus).

Then again, it sounds as if you speak from experience in the matter; so I concede that Mr. Tea, if that is what twirls your beanie, you are a far tougher and ornerier man than I in this affair.

Oh I hear cries of "there's not enough beer in the keg" and "lets leave her to the Froggies" but the facts are there, and the events are clear in this boys mind. In fact, I know that at least a large group of out dear SMU brethren have hit a skank such as this. I have witnessed her flitted from dorm room to dorm room, each weekend choosing a different mate (sometimes two in one weekend) her entire freshman year (or should I say her "fresh man" year). I believe at one point she was called the "mattress" - (no doubt because not only was she large and "soft" but every lad in the building had spent an evening laying upon her.) I also understand that every dorm had one or two of these ladies walking the halls - so I am sure may of you can relate

But relax, dear readers. Your Hero, Mr. T, while admittedly having spend more time engaging in conversation (over too too much ale) with Sunny-like damsels during my tenure on the hilltop - I never stooped to the level of "going to the mattresses" during my stint in the freshmen quad... I saved those "ladies" for the Pike pledges !


....running from the eternal "coyote"

T

[Greenwich Pony]

Actually, upon further consideration, I'm not so sure why TCU would be so upset by that photograph. After all, it's representative of what their athletic department has been for the past few years- any conference that needs a date, TCU is right there... First they're escorting the WAC, then they're CUSA's date, now the MWC, tomorrow, the WAC again...

[ponyte]

Many of us may have been spoiled by going to SMU. After all, the scenery there is much better than most any other campus in the US. So, though the pic may feature a non SMU quality babe, it may be a total turn-on for others less fortunate than us.

Additionally, some SMU grads may have had a moment of weakness and way too many beers and spent a little time with a woman that would be a TCU 10 (an SMU 2). It has happened despite some of our best efforts to prevent the inebriated love stuck young lad from making an error in judgment.

Also keep in mind the immortal words of Gary Guidry, "For every pig, there is a pig fornicator (use your imaginations for the actual wording).

This may be just such an example.

[MizterTea]

Additionally, some SMU grads may have had a moment of weakness and way too many beers and spent a little time with a woman that would be a TCU 10 (an SMU 2). It has happened despite some of our best efforts to prevent the inebriated love stuck young lad from making an error in judgment.

Also keep in mind the immortal words of Gary Guidry, "For every pig, there is a pig fornicator (use your imaginations for the actual wording).

This may be just such an example.

friends don't let friends dial drunk !

[Dooby]

Additionally, some SMU grads may have had a moment of weakness and way too many beers and spent a little time with a woman that would be a TCU 10 (an SMU 2). It has happened despite some of our best efforts to prevent the inebriated love stuck young lad from making an error in judgment.

Also keep in mind the immortal words of Gary Guidry, "For every pig, there is a pig fornicator (use your imaginations for the actual wording).

This may be just such an example.

friends don't let friends dial drunk !

"I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome I took some comfort there. La la la..."

TCU girls, the decent looking ones, not that scank. I did grow up in the Fort, ya know.

[MizterTea]

[EastStang]

There were always the Townies from the Greenville bars if you were really drunk and really desperate. I did see a few of my fellow Stangs escort some of Greenville's finest to a few "pig" parties or sneak them out of the dorm real early in the morning. We never road tripped to Ft. Worth to pick up Froggettes. Once I got to law school, I discovered that road trips to pick up women is considered great sport in the State of Virginia.

[MizterTea]

There were always the Townies from the Greenville bars if you were really drunk and really desperate. I did see a few of my fellow Stangs escort some of Greenville's finest to a few "pig" parties or sneak them out of the dorm real early in the morning. .

[gostangs]

Look - a couple of TCU's new recruits.... At a party looking for Ms Bevo.