Mr. Chicken - CPC

[Pony_Fan]

Scouting report sir vs. sans Tark Fresnecks?

I would imagine Castro is important in this one? Woods, Fuller, Jackson and Felix look like they can all score.

[The CPC]

Fresno is currently making one of those world famous WAC road trips. They played at home in Fresno saturday night, flew to Hawaii on sunday to play the Rainbows tonight, then board a plane right after the game to come to Dallas (where it will already be Tuesday morning when the game ends), play SMU on Thursday night, then board a bus on Friday and drive to Ruston to play La. Tech on saturday. One week, 4 games, 9,000 miles of travel.... Gotta love the Wide-Ass Conference. Join the WAC and see the country boys, all of it at once. If you dont collapse from fatigue first.
CPC will provide a more thorough report before Thursdays game. He is back on the Island today (racking up the frequent flyer miles) to watch the game, and renew a few new friendships with the UH pom squad. This is CPC's first chance to see the Fresno troops live, and he'll have a report for you soon.
Hopefully CPC will be back in Dallas soon, but for now he's enjoying the hospitality of the Island. You want to know the best thing? (I mean, beside the polynesian dancer girls.....) CPC has been to 4 luaus out here, and there hasnt been a single drumstick served at any of them. Its all Pork and fish, and Poi (dont ask me what poi is. CPC doesnt ask question when a beautiful girl in a tiger stripe bikini is offering him a "treat".) Anyway, you know CPC wont dissapoint his fans, and he'll have a scouting report up as soon as his hangover wears off.
Got to go now, the game starts in just a few hours, and the ladies say its time for pre-game warmups. Apparently on the Island warmups involve a lagoon, a barbecue pit, and clothes made ouf of grass fronds. The Hawaii folks have some funny customs... but CPC could definitely get used to this. Peace out.