Natatorium is Shameful

[PoconoPony]

I hear water Pony wants to be cremated and then spread in the deep end

Yes, my Will does state that; but I learned that the filters will remove me after I have floated on the surface. Should I be concerned?

Don't you want to look down on everything??

If so, have you urn stashed up in the rafters?

Former swimmers have already urned the privilege of being stashed on the rafters. WP is in.

[smustatesman]

I think when Bob Janney, the "Blade" passes away (he's class of '71 - Coach Barr said of the "Blade" , who was a freestyle sprinter; that he was the only swimmer he knew that could blow smoke rings out of his _ss when swimming). As he was a heavy smoker, his urn could be made into an ashtray which would sit outside the main entrance. The school could ask for a donation to use the ashtray; thereby, a varsity swimmer's urn could earn some money for SMU in death.