Women's soccer

[PonyGirl]

It's not official yet, but SMU soccer fans might recognize the new women's soccer assistant coach from her playing days on the Hilltop.

[The CPC]

Are you going to provide a name, or do we have to guess? Maybe we can start a new poll, who do you want to see come back and coach the Lady Mustangs? CPC cast the first vote in favor of Laura Snyder, the 2001 WAC MVP. Lets see, who else could it be.... Lisa Perry has been coaching.... but I dont know if she would take an assistants job at this stage..... Naturally, CPC is also a fan of Diana Kelm, but not sure if she wants to coach...... welll, its too tough, too many to even start to list. CPC will stick his original vote. Lets get Laura Snyder back on the field!

[PonyGirl]

Not Laura Snyder, and not Lisa Perry. I'd give a name, but it's not official, and I don't want to start untrue rumors. The player I've heard mentioned is from Perry's tenure (or close to it) at SMU. I'll post it after the hire, whether it turns out to be true or not. (Thanks for the patience.)






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[The CPC]

Ok. Perry's tenure....... Patty Jackson? Laura Jane Thompson? Kara Lee would have been after Perry...... Rene Zygmuntowicz????? Please, oh please, tell me its Ziggy! CPC has always had a not so secret crush on Ziggy, and even though its rumored that she is married now, just having her close would bring a new ray of sunshine into CPC's life.

CPC needs answers. Where is PonyPride when he is needed? He'll have the scoop. Spill it, buddy, who is this new assistant coach going to be?

[PK]

Careful CPC...start drooling over someone's wife and you might wind up simmering in a large soup pot on that someone's stove.

BTW, can a chicken actually drool???

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[PonyPride]

Yes, last I heard, Renee Zygmuntiewicz is married, as are Lisa Perry and L.J. Thompson. Safe to say they're off limits, CPC.

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[The CPC]

Yess, yes, yes, CPC knew all that already. That wasnt the question. The real question was, which one is going to become an assistant coach at SMU?

CPC cannot speak for all Chickens, PK. Some of them, as you know, are literally raised in a barn, and may have no manners whatsoever. CPC, though, is much too refined and sophisticated to drool. He's not even sure why you brought it up. You must be thinking of some other poultry, maybe hanging out with the turkeys again. Those gobblers can be a downright disgrace.

[PonyPride]

Right! When I think of CPC, I think "refined and sophisticated"!

[PK]

It's all relative. I'm sure it was just a matter of degrees when comparing himself to his barnyard raised relatives.

I'm not sure turkeys drool either....they are too busy trying to drown themselves in the rain.

[PonyGirl]

Change in plans - the former player who had been rumored as Cossaboon's new assistant is not coming.

I haven't heard who his next options are.

[The CPC]

You are such a tease. Well, now cant you at least tell us who it was?