Well folks, it’s almost here. Every two years, one day comes around where we have to be vigilant, even in the Park Cities. On Saturday, hordes of degenerates dressed in green with cargo shorts and white frame sunglasses will invade our typically peaceful enclave in North Dallas. PLEASE remember to lock your doors, secure all valuables out of plain sight and be particularly aware of your surroundings. And if you see something, SAY SOMETHING. I imagine the police presence will be increased even more than normal gamedays on Saturday given the disposition of the visiting fan base, but that doesn’t mean we should let our guards down.
Also, let’s kick the [deleted] out of these losers like we almost always do.