The lobster is running UNOPPOSED. North Korea holds elections too but there's only one guy on the freaking ballot! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AG7LjVCj50Y

Some people have implied myself and others are "jealous" of the attention these guys receive, but that is not at all the case. Rather, I am simply bringing up the point that I believe these clowns make our university look ridiculous and the attention they garner is not at all positive. People are ...

SanAntonPony is spot on with his argument. Although my name implies that the majority of my hatred is directed towards the lobster or crab (whatever the hell he is), I think the root of this problem is the weirdo elf and the fact that Mario and Luigi need to reverse costumes considering Mario is ...