We all know what you get when you use the initials for the College and University of North Texas. That just about sounds like our gay bashing friend from Denton who swears he's an
SMU student.
I apologize if you thought I was bashing you, but I didn't think you people were that sensitive these ...

I'm serious! I was shocked the first time I walked around campus. It was like the corner of Throckmorton and Cedar Springs had moved up to Mockingbird. Really repulsive, but I guess I'll have to stick it out since it was the only four year school I applied to that accepted me. Of course it helped ...

No. I wanted to live in the area and this is the only area college that accepted me. At least I have a car, so I am able to get away from them all after class.

I really don't care if you want to believe it or not. We all know it's true! The males on our campus are simply very effeminate, and I think this is hurting us in recruiting. What straight athlete would want to be surrounded by effeminate males all day during his college experience?

I think we have ...

I'm serious! I was shocked the first time I walked around campus. It was like the corner of Throckmorton and Cedar Springs had moved up to Mockingbird. Really repulsive, but I guess I'll have to stick it out since it was the only four year school I applied to that accepted me. Of course it helped ...

Maybe we should change our name to DPU in honor of the death penalty? It's really the only thing that we're known for, other than the predominance of male femininity on campus of course.

It's kind of like a gay marraige, where TCU is the man and SMU is the woman. It really makes sense when you think about it, because so many of us at SMU these days are soft and feminine, and TCU generally takes us out to the woodshed whenever we meet.

UNT is like the macho native Texan who looks ...