Now I say again, grow up and refrain from taking cheap shots at character and get a decent sense of humor.

I shall Father. I know that I musn't dissapoint you and mummy, lest Muffy and I be forced to sleep in the Land Rover tonight.

Don't even try to pretend that if the Third Ward was white, you would be making cracks about it.

Well peruna, y'all brought up the third ward, kevlar vests, violent crimes, all of which are false cliches, by the way. Y'all brought up the associates degree crap and y'all have brought up cougar high. Are we hitting a little too close to home for your comfort level. Not to mention the utter cheap ...

As far as running up the score:

Honestly, Houston coach Jack Pardee probably wanted to do everything he could to hold the score down. SMU coach Forrest Gregg and Pardee are longtime friends and Gregg, as coach of the Green Bay Packers, helped Pardee get a job as a scout.

Pardee and offensive ...

Yeah, I really should have gone with president of engineering society, but I choked on that one.

10. They wouldn't give me special parking for the Porsche daddy bought me.
9. Modest admission standards weren't waived for donations.
8. Black people were there.
7. Wouldn't allow maid to live in dorm to do my laundry.
6. Wouldn't allow maid to live in dorm to do my homework.
5. Mexican people ...