It always comes down to Houston vs Dallas doesn't it?

Well Dallas does lead the nation in something, purchase of bleach of hair and the $30K/year millionaire.

Ruck Fice. I hope you guys beat those losers.

Yea why don't you get Eric Dickerson to give a motivational speech instead.

You guys use cowbells? Isn't that a Tech thing? You throwing tortillas on the field too?

Its not an air raid siren, its an oil field siren and we have our fake wannabe cowboys manning an oil field siren! Some of us don't get it either.

Papa's or Landry's. They're all over the place. Even all over the US. Oh and they're both founded by UH alumns. We know how to eat.

If you hide your women and children, who's going to be left on your football team?

Oh, they only play like women and children.