A little late, but Aggie jokes thread...

[SMU1523]

[peruna81]

you got the look right, too. Nicely played...

[SMU21TCU10]

[Pony ^]

Adding fake natty titles and 'south' division titles is so aggy like

[peruna81]

Why do the Corps of Cadets wear uniforms made out of polyester?


















Because there is no virgin wool within 50 miles of College Station...

[SMUSIC 07]

Why don't Aggies count sheep to help them fall asleep?














They kept having wet dreams.

[mrydel]

Ponyte and I need more to make a decision. Keep them coming. (I know, TWSS)

[Digetydog]

Why does the Aggie Corp of Cadets require everyone to wear a necktie?






It keeps their "F....." from rolling up and blocking their vision.

[HarvCrimYaleBlue]

Cheerleader related:

Why do Aggie cheerleaders wear bibs?..........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

What do you get when you put 32 Aggie cheerleaders in the same room?..........A full set of teeth.

Why did A&M replace the stadium grass with astro-turf?..........To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during games.

Student Related:

How many Texas A&M freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?..........None. That's a sophomore course.

What are the longest 3 years of an Aggie football player's life?..........His freshman year.

My Favorite:

A Aggie football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death...........Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged it in time!



I am not responsible for the genesis of the jokes, but love them nonetheless.

[skurtn]

Q: How to Aggies find sheep in tall grass?
A: Real nice.

[ponyte]

After consultation and reviewing our grading criteria, we have a winner

This year's June Jones best Aggie joke on Ponyfans is...vieishoursepower for the cheerios/donut seed joke.

This won because I consulted with a stoner buddy out in California and he claimed he grew donuts using just such seeds.

Congratulations viieishorsepower.

[peruna81]

thanks to all that entered...this week has been a whiz-bang, and I apologize again for the late thread. Have a great relationship with several local Bryan-College Station restaurant managers, and several with national chains like Chili's. Each year we have a game against a$m I will be happy to sponsor a contest with a prize.

Congrats to vieishoursepower, this year's winner. Keep the jokes coming, and like BUS said in the other thread, GET MAD TOMORROW, MUSTANGS..