Happy Now?

[Dopey Doowrong]

My sources (who always tell me exactly what I want to hear) have informed me that we did not lose to BYE this weekend. Although I could not attend the game, I can only assume those Mormons were no match for Coach Bennett and our Pony Express. I guess some of you are now rethinking your criticisms of this program. Stick with me kid...I'll take you places! Anyone interested in a crow donut (they're actually pretty good)? LOL

I'll be looking for your checks in the mail! Now let's go beat those Eagles!