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[ThadFilms]

You goin' to a stag party, eh?

Lake Travis on a houseboat with the finest ladies from Austin. I think we need a documentary if you can learn how to pixelate our faces.

Dude I can pixelate. I have the technology. It might cost a little more, but you know, it's the cost of anonymity.

Can you also do the Ponyfans Gone Wild infomercials?

For the right price.

"I have not yet begun to defile myself."
- Val Kilmer Tombstone


Hello, my name is Thaddeus, here's another Tuaca Lemon Drop. Please sign this release form. Now here's another Tuaca Lemon Drop, yes I know, very tasty. Now, if you would please take your top off while I video tape you, I will give you this free baby blue ponyfans.com tank top. Very nice, thank you. No your Dad will not see this.


I think I've got it down pat. And of course I would go through that whole spiel in a slow dull monotone - no sense in getting excited.

[smupony94]

Be careful:

Francis Named in Sexual Harassment Suit
Posted Jul 2nd 2007 8:31PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice

A former employee of Mantra Films and Girls Gone Wild has filed a lawsuit against the two companies -- along with Joe Francis and another individual -- claiming sexual harassment, sexual battery and various unfair business practices. Employers gone wild?!

Tranae Hammond claims that shortly after she began working for Mantra Films and Girls Gone Wild, she was the victim of repeated acts of sexual harassment by a supervisor named Ron (she doesn't know his last name). According to court papers filed today, those acts included touching and massaging of her shoulders and arms, frequent conversations about sex in front of her, and on at least one occasion, Ron allegedly "tapped [Hammond's] buttocks with a clipboard."

Hammond alleges that after she made claims of sexual harassment, she was subjected to a "hostile environment" and was eventually terminated.

Francis is not accused of any direct sexual harassment, but rather he "improperly managed, controlled and dominated Mantra Films, Inc. and Girls Gone Wild as his alter ego, agent and instrumentality." Smack THAT!

The suit also makes class action claims of failure to pay overtime, failure to provide required meal and rest periods and failure to maintain required records.

A rep for Francis did not immediately return calls for comment.

[mrydel]

If I am making several claims of sexual harassment, I might think about saying something like..."excuse me Ron, may I have your last name in order that I might file sexual harassment charges against you? Oh, and a little lower please."