Paging Captain E. J. Smith

[Statler]

It appears that the Good Ship Mustang's sister ship, the Good Ship Sammy, navigated the treacherous waters of Hattiesburg with the help of ice breakers and seven turnovers to achieve the upset of the year in CUSA so far.

Reports have it that Rice is having a good sale on used deck chairs.

Other reports show a new recipe of Kool-aid is being researched in the chemistry labs of Rice.