President Turner's Schedule

[ponyinNC]

some Lambda Chi scales a tree to sneak a look into O's bathroom...that's all.

Silly man. Lambda Chis don't scale trees. They might skin their knees.

hey hey, easy with that...some of us are former Chops here.

[FWMustangGirl]

some Lambda Chi scales a tree to sneak a look into O's bathroom...that's all.

Silly man. Lambda Chis don't scale trees. They might skin their knees.

hey hey, easy with that...some of us are former Chops here.

Sorry. I just couldn't resist.

[FordtoTolbert]

Good Point, Friar..maybe this is the start of something, I sure hope so.....can an ALIVE coach who wins with passion / fun spark season tic, MC $$ =YES!! Let's hope to Doak we find this guy...

[planoponyfan]

Does anyone who is actually on campus post here? I'd love to know if the folks at the Daily Campus are doing as much talking and stalking on this subject as we appear to be.

[SMU Football Blog]

some Lambda Chi scales a tree to sneak a look into O's bathroom...that's all.

Silly man. Lambda Chis don't scale trees. They might skin their knees.

I was a Lambda Chi. When I was at SMU, a couple of guys had rock climbing gear. In the old house, across from the Moody garage, they would sneak over late at night and climb up the parking garage walls and repel down. They never got caught.

More than aything, that should tell you how dumb the DPS were.

[PonyDogg]

some Lambda Chi scales a tree to sneak a look into O's bathroom...that's all.

Silly man. Lambda Chis don't scale trees. They might skin their knees.

I was a Lambda Chi. When I was at SMU, a couple of guys had rock climbing gear. In the old house, across from the Moody garage, they would sneak over late at night and climb up the parking garage walls and repel down. They never got caught.

More than aything, that should tell you how dumb the DPS were.

Where were they last night? We needed them to scale the Ford Fortress that may have held our coach.

[friarwolf]

Good Point, Friar..maybe this is the start of something, I sure hope so.....can an ALIVE coach who wins with passion / fun spark season tic, MC $$ =YES!! Let's hope to Doak we find this guy...

Ok, so you are good to go with putting on the hippo suit for tomorrow night's game, right????????

[SMU Football Blog]

some Lambda Chi scales a tree to sneak a look into O's bathroom...that's all.

Silly man. Lambda Chis don't scale trees. They might skin their knees.

I was a Lambda Chi. When I was at SMU, a couple of guys had rock climbing gear. In the old house, across from the Moody garage, they would sneak over late at night and climb up the parking garage walls and repel down. They never got caught.

More than aything, that should tell you how dumb the DPS were.

Where were they last night? We needed them to scale the Ford Fortress that may have held our coach.

They are 35 and fat. One lives in Arkansas. Lost track of the other.

[FordtoTolbert]

...do I have to scale a pipe with a flight plan in my hand?

[friarwolf]

...do I have to scale a pipe with a flight plan in my hand?

Duh, of course.............

[EastStang]

DALLAS - December 4, 2007
It is with great sadness that R. Gerald Turner, President of Southern Methodist University reported that Seymor Butts, Sophomore from Bird in Hand, PA and intrepid Daily Campus reporter, died from injuries sustained when he fell from a drainpipe outside of Moody Coliseum. He had read on Ponyfans.com that the new prospective football coach was interviewing and he wanted to get a scoop. His family attorney Stallion announced that the school was negligent in not installing a more sturdy drainpipe.

[diamond_tom]

The President had to cancel a meeting for this morning that has been on his schedule for a couple of weeks now - because "something else" came up.

And how would you know this? ... I call BS here.

Diamond Tom's word is gold.

[ponyboy]

grow a sense of humor, scrooge.

Amen to that.