Secret Strategy

[Mustang1991]

It's time to use our nuke-u-lar option. That's right: George W. Bush.

PJ is an employee of Navy. W is the commander-in-chief. Laura's an S.M.U. grad, and [deleted] Cheney has strong S.M.U. ties. We get the President (Turner, not W) to call Laura, who calls the other President (Cheney, not W) who tells W to declare war. W will then declare a War on Poverty (UP is where the poor Park Cities folk live) and sign an executive order deploying PJ to University Park. Voila, we have our coach for a 4-5 year commitment (at least!)...and only have to pay him peanuts plus a Hummer from Sewell.

(Note: Cheney will, of course, deny his role in the scheme before the grand jury and Congress. )

[PonyDogg]

Outside of the box thinking. I like it. Interesting.

[Mustang1991]

Outside of the box thinking. I like it. Interesting.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[perunapower]

You're either for us or against us.

[Come and Take It]

War = cannons.

I am in.

[Mustang1991]

War = cannons.

I am in.

Good. We may need some heavy artillery like a cannon on our side in the event we also need to deploy personnel in Tehran for a coaching change.

[EastStang]

I suggested that a week ago but Laura goes straight to W. Laura of course has to add the threat of no more spelunking.

[Cadillac]

If we militarize UP, we can start drinkin' in Ford too.

-CoS

[Insane_Pony_Posse]

i wonder if the purple hippo is an under-cover cia agent?

[Mustang1991]

i wonder if the purple hippo is an under-cover cia agent?

My grandmother always told me to be wary of purple hippos. I just thought it was the rantings of a madwoman, but now it all makes sense...