Leaks! Leaks! I Want Leaks!

by **huskerpony** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:09 pm

I don't care if they are real or fake! Make something the f up! Call Dennis Dodd and Tom Dienhart and tell them something totally ridiculous--they will print anything! Just give us something! We want to know that something is occurring and we don't have chimps at the wheel!

The fact that the only leak has been Troy Calhoun is very concerning to us!

I don't care if the rumor is that we're thinking about bringing Don Shula out of retirement! Leak it. Fly him in for show. Make it appear like you have your eye on the ball!

by **MrMustang1965** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:19 pm

SMU has been in contact with Hayden Fry.

by **ThadFilms** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:27 pm

Then start buying your (your neighbor's) babies the Huggies Thong!

- Are these as absorbent as regular Huggies?
- See for yourself.

http://www.dhadm.com/mediaHolder.php?id=292

by **Corso** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:21 am

You sant fake leaks, just to have leaks to talk about?

OK, Pete Carroll is coming to SMU. Seriously, I heard it from an administrative assistant in the SMU HR office. Or maybe from Matt Doherty. Or Steve-O himself, when we were teeing off at Dallas Country Club.

by **davidsmu94** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:29 am

SMU has been in contact with Prime Time Sanders.. come to find out he has a year of eligibility.

by **mrydel** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:30 am

Dateline December 11, 2007

Word coming from a reliable source within the SMU Athletic Department has confirmed that SMU is in negotiatons with Roosevelt Leaks to become the new Head Football coach at the University.

There, now you can relax.

by **Ponyx2** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:59 pm

Incredible as it sounds, maybe we're getting a female coach. I bribed a janitor to sneak a peak at Orsini's calendar. There was an entry "LUNCH - Peggy Sue"

by **George S. Patton** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:06 pm

If you want leaks, why aren't you wearing Depends?

by **MrMustang1965** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:21 pm

George S. Patton wrote:If you want leaks, why aren't you wearing Depends?

Shouldn't that be if you want to PREVENT leaks, why aren't you wearing DEPENDS? :roll:

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Leaks! Leaks! I Want Leaks!

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