Rivalry week

[George S. Patton]

It's twofold -- SMU at TCU and Wisconsin at Minnesota. The latter is the longest running rivalry in the longest in college football, and I'm about sick of the Red Army from Madison. F Wisconsin -- should have beaten those clowns in Camp Randall last year.

I want two things back come Saturday night:
1. The Skillet (unrealistic)
2. The Axe (realistic)