Chip Brown & Ahmadinejad reach Nukes accord

[mr. pony]

"A Big 12 AD" (initials Deloss Dodds) reports that Chip Brown and Iranian president Ahmadinejad have reached a deal involving UT playing OU in Tehran every other October in return for Iran ending its nuclear ambitions.

[RGV Pony]

I noticed this news right under the tweet on Orangebloods.com which said Abby Sunderland had been rescued, per a Big XII athletic director