Friday Sick Day Excuses

[RedBlueSMU]

Got to the office at 7 this morning, and am about to leave in 20 minutes. A good 2-1/2 hours of work is good enough, right? I mean I gotta get my head right with ball, and I need a few hours and a few beers to help me with that.

[ponyboy]

I'm going to take the honest approach. We'll see how it goes. Helps that I was on a conference call til 9:00 last night.

[Terry Webster]

I told the congregation that I am in prayer from 5 pm-midnight. No emergencies allowed.

[HB Pony Dad]

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I should say Dr. HB "Effin' Trojan Lightweight" Pony Dad can write you the note.


Sheesh.

What a lightweight indeed.

Non dimentichi mai!

Sono la sporgenza!

[Mestengo]

I recommend Dr. Pepper!

[kull]

TSB

[Mestengo]

I told the congregation that I am in prayer from 5 pm-midnight. No emergencies allowed.

[fivemon]

my boss just got in and said i thought you wouldn't be here today...i told her i am taking the afternoon off...then the other one chimmed in about how he was suprised i hadn't already started drinking

[Sewanee Stang]

Partners meeting. My dad is an SMU grad and my business partner.

[Stallion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPrSVkTRb24

[Mustang75]

This is what I emailed and it worked

Dear Mr Bell
As I was backing out of the garage this morning I heard a strange sound and discovered that I had run over my neighbor's cat. I took him to the 24 hr veterinary clinic and the good news is the cat will live but the bad news is they had to remove both hind legs and retro-fit him with one of those buggy things with wheels so he could still run around. My neighbor will be traumatized as 'Skippy' is her best friend and I thought that I might run by Wal-mart on my way home and find something motorized with a remote control so the cat could have increased mobility. Would it be OK if I leave at noon today?
Thanks

He bought it and told me to have a safe trip to Dallas. BTW no cats were harmed and I'll be on the road in about 15 minutes.

Beat TCU!!

[Mestengo]

The box = No.

[Cadillac]

Red and Blue flu.

-CoS

[EastStang]

Just don't say the Ford Clinic. You might find your sick leave is longer than expected.