Last Minute Aggie Jokes

[ponyte]

A man is sitting at a park bench when another man sits next
to him and they engage in conversation. Shortly after, the
second man says, "So, I bet you're a Texas A$M fan."
The first man says enthusiastically, "Why, yes I am. How did
you know? My intelligence? My wit? My good looks?"
The second fellow says, "No. I saw your class ring when you
were picking your nose."

Why do Texas a$m football players go to movies in
groups of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.

How did the Texas a$m football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.

A Texas a$m football player was almost killed yesterday in a
tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and
was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the
Dollar Store came out and unplugged the horse.

Go SMU! Beat Texas A$M!