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Suggestion for StevO re: Courting SEC

Postby Topper » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:55 am

Bombard the wives of the coaches, ADs, Presidents of the Universities, Governor of the SEC states etc with pretty brochures about the shopping, dining, hotels, cultural amenities, shopping, shopping and more shopping available a short plane ride away from their comparatively dreary college towns. These ladies never get to a metropolis like Dallas on the weekend during the football season.
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Re: Suggestion for StevO re: Courting SEC

Postby MustangStealth » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:59 am

Then bombard the sons of coaches, ADs, presidents and governors with SMU coeds with loose morals.
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Re: Suggestion for StevO re: Courting SEC

Postby Topper » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:01 am

MustangStealth wrote:Then bombard the sons of coaches, ADs, presidents and governors with SMU coeds with loose morals.


An octegenarian UT alumna here in Austin recently asked me if I knew why SMU girls didn't engage in group sex orgies. I didn't.

"They would have to write all of those thank you notes."
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Re: Suggestion for StevO re: Courting SEC

Postby RednBlue11 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:38 am

Topper wrote:
MustangStealth wrote:Then bombard the sons of coaches, ADs, presidents and governors with SMU coeds with loose morals.


An octegenarian UT alumna here in Austin recently asked me if I knew why SMU girls didn't engage in group sex orgies. I didn't.

"They would have to write all of those thank you notes."

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Suggestion for StevO re: Courting SEC

Postby JesuitPony » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:37 am

Topper wrote:Bombard the wives of the coaches, ADs, Presidents of the Universities, Governor of the SEC states etc with pretty brochures about the shopping, dining, hotels, cultural amenities, shopping, shopping and more shopping available a short plane ride away from their comparatively dreary college towns. These ladies never get to a metropolis like Dallas on the weekend during the football season.


The governor of Florida is an SMU alum.
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Re: Suggestion for StevO re: Courting SEC

Postby RednBlue11 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:39 am

there ya go...
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Re: Re: Suggestion for StevO re: Courting SEC

Postby whitwiki » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:16 am

Topper wrote:
MustangStealth wrote:Then bombard the sons of coaches, ADs, presidents and governors with SMU coeds with loose morals.


An octegenarian UT alumna here in Austin recently asked me if I knew why SMU girls didn't engage in group sex orgies. I didn't.

"They would have to write all of those thank you notes."


Hahahaha I'm stealing that joke.
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Re: Suggestion for StevO re: Courting SEC

Postby leopold » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:26 am

Whatever. That's an old one about the Junior League.
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