BEST AGGIE JOKE OF 2004!

[MrMustang1965]

from DMN's Kevin Sherrington's column for Sunday, Dec. 26.

A female student swept past sleeping Texas A&M students who'd been camped out for days, grabbed a sign-up sheet for Cotton Bowl tickets ... and chewed it up. Students have used the honor system since at least 1985 with no complaints. Not only did the List-Eater get away clean, she got tickets, too. Then she filed an assault charge against a male student who grabbed her wrist. Best reaction came from Dennis Franchione, who delivered refreshments and this line to the cutter: "Eat doughnuts, not paper."

Question: Are they Aggies because they go to A$M or do they go to A$M because they're Aggies?