Favorite Aggie Jokes

[EastStang]

In honor of our game with the Cultists lets' start our favorite Aggie Jokes

Why don't Aggies like M&M's?

Because they're too hard to peel.

[LHS81]

Q. . . Why did they ban the "wave" at Kyle Field?
A. . . Because 2 aggies drowned

[The PonyGrad]

An Aggie goes into a bank to cash a check, the teller asks if he can identify himself, the Aggie looks frantic for a moment but then seem a mirror on a column, looks in it, then calmly returns to the teller...

The Aggie then says confidently, "yep, that's me all right!"

[LHS81]

Q. . . Do you know why Aggies don't dial 911 for emergencies?
A. . . They can't find 11 on the phone

[ponyte]

This one has been avaiable since the 70s.

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[Sam I Am]

The Aggies are launching a rocket to the sun. They are going at night to avoid the heat.

[Rayburn]

I think it's a shame the way everyone picks on Aggies. After all it was an Aggie engineer that invented the toilet seat.

Of course an SMU engineer stole the design and cut a hole in the middle ...

[Digetydog]

Texas A&M : where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

[LHS81]

Q. . . Did you hear about the Aggie who broke his leg raking leaves?
A. . . He fell out of the tree!

[Donnell88]

An Aggie arrives at a dinner party with a handful of poop and announces: "Look at what I almost stepped in."

[Mustangs_Maroons]

Q. Why can't Aggie farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

Q. There was an aggie that saw a sign that said "Wet Cement". So he did.

[PlanoStang]

Senior Aggie corpsman: Smells like it....tastes like it.....sure glad I didn't get my boots in it.

AGGIES ARE ROTTEN TO THE CORPS

[Waldorf]

Never Gets Old:

[malonish]

Never Gets Old:

Way to go Bill.

[SMU_Alumni11]

I rather make fun of useless hippie shorthorns than Aggies... At least they will play us...