Spoiler Alert: Stangs WIN!

[HarvCrimYaleBlue]

I am sorry to spoil the outcome but I stole the Delorean from Doc Brown, gunned it to 88, went hours into the future, and caught the last 7 minutes of the game. Highlights:

- Johnny Fooseball got knocked out of the game. He got judo chopped in the neck late in the 1st by Joyner, Joyner got ejected but later said it was worth it.
- Mike Evans ate at The Chick for lunch, got bad chicken and had to sit out the game with explosive diarrhea.
- Gilbert recorded the best collegiate game by a Lake Travis QB in history. Mack Brown was at the game and begged Gilbert to come back to UT.
- Joseph surpassed Rashaun Woods reception record.
- hell froze over, Peruna started flying, and Kyke Field spontaneously combusted.

Love, Peace and Soul,

Blind Optimist

[Junior]

Where did you find 1.21 jigowatts?

[blackoutpony]

Hahahahahaha that's awesome