ITS NOT PJ

by **Chuck Norris** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:10 pm

It is Franchione, If not I will never do another episode of Walker Texas Ranger, Badass Honor

by **perunapower** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:13 pm

There hasn't been a new episode of Walker Texas Ranger since 2001.

by **veerbone** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:14 pm

Is it true that you only masturbate to pictures of Chuck Norris, Chuck?

by **Chuck Norris** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:15 pm

perunapower wrote:There hasn't been a new episode of Walker Texas Ranger since 2001.

Check that, one hasn't aired since then

by **SMU Football Blog** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:16 pm

I hung out with Chuck Norris. Real nice guy. Real short, too.

by **George S. Patton** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:18 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:It is Franchione, If not I will never do another episode of Walker Texas Ranger, Badass Honor

Whatever you say, Whitney. You've become so cartoon like.

by **Samurai Stang** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:18 pm

George S. Patton wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:It is Franchione, If not I will never do another episode of Walker Texas Ranger, Badass Honor

Whatever you say, Whitney. You've become so cartoon like.

And not the good anime kind.

by **ponyinNC** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:20 pm

My sources say Chuck Norris stepped in a puddle.

Chuck Noris did not get wet.

The puddle got Chuck Norris'd.

by **ponyinNC** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:21 pm

My sources tell me Chuck Norris went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands...

After he left, they were just called "the islands"...

by **Chuck Norris** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:22 pm

Say what you want to but I only speak the truth. You will all see next week.

Stay in school and dont do drugs

by **ponyinNC** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:23 pm

My sources tell me Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

by **veerbone** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:23 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because it implies failure....Chuck Norris goes killing.

by **ponyinNC** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:24 pm

Please note that any information gathered hereinafter was from "my sources":

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

by **ponyinNC** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:25 pm

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

by **veerbone** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:25 pm

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

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