Lock your doors; hide the women and children...

[TheOriginalTmmyChan]

Dang it, don't tell them where a 7-11 is or they will never return to that rat hole in the south

I thought that Plano would be far enough away from the HillTop. And I hope that Timmy isnt talking about this cashier.

Hell naw...I don't support the terrorists.

I support mah Heritage!

[SMU Football Blog]

I'll say it again. At least Coog fan has a sense of humor. They even named their mascot after a soda.

[Big10Ponyfan]

The Coogs are comin'



Picture via maddog99

As a favor to us elites in University Park, please park your cars on Greenville Ave and walk to Ford Stadium. Plenty of gas station lots around. People may think those alleged autos are actually owned by the residents. We certainly don't want to convey the wrong impression.
Thanks for your cooperation.

[norbcoog]

If you hide your women and children, who's going to be left on your football team?

Oh, they only play like women and children.

[smu diamond m]

If you hide your women and children, who's going to be left on your football team?

Oh, they only play like women and children.

You lost to ULala. Go cry in the corner.

[gardbarns]

You lost to N. Texas. Come sit beside us.

[Cadillac]

You lost to N. Texas. Come sit beside us.

Yep, that didn't take long lol. How could you not see that coming DM? Keep your arms in and jab, it'll keep you from exposing your chin like that.

-CoS

[jtstang]

As a favor to us elites in University Park, please park your cars on Greenville Ave and walk to Ford Stadium. Plenty of gas station lots around. People may think those alleged autos are actually owned by the residents. We certainly don't want to convey the wrong impression.
Thanks for your cooperation.

Umm, no. Not in my neighborhood.

[Big10Ponyfan]

As a favor to us elites in University Park, please park your cars on Greenville Ave and walk to Ford Stadium. Plenty of gas station lots around. People may think those alleged autos are actually owned by the residents. We certainly don't want to convey the wrong impression.
Thanks for your cooperation.

Umm, no. Not in my neighborhood.

That's why I mentioned the gas station lots. They can park on the Matilda bridge or behind Snuffers.

[jtstang]

Matilda bridge is fine.

[1985coog]

So I can't park my junker on y'alls lawn a la the cotton bowl I've got 10 bucks for the resident to keep an eye on? Please I
d like to keep my walking distance from beer to stadium at a minimum.

[tristatecoog]

Lunch at 7-11 everyone! There's a store right across from Ford Stadium. This week, they're running a special on cupcakes.

[DonCaliche]

Houston is the fattest city in America

They actually base that stupid poll on number of eating establishments. If you have the most places to eat, you must be the fattest city... or at least so goes the logic.

Anyway, you guys should wish you had more fat people. Takes fewer of them to make your stadium look full.

[Fireant]

The Coogs are comin'



Picture via maddog99

As a favor to us elites in University Park, please park your cars on Greenville Ave and walk to Ford Stadium. Plenty of gas station lots around. People may think those alleged autos are actually owned by the residents. We certainly don't want to convey the wrong impression.
Thanks for your cooperation.

We'll cooperate as long as you mind the fire codes at the stadium...only so many polyester, checkered pants per section.

[CA Mustang]

Anyway, you guys should wish you had more fat people. Takes fewer of them to make your stadium look full.

As a UH fan, you have no room to talk about attendance. How many people were at the UCF game?