Friday Sick Day Excuses

[couch 'em]

9/80 office hours - office is closed tomorrow anyway, just like every other friday.

SUCK IT!

[SmooPower]

THERE IS A SMU FOOTBALL GAME TODAY

WORK HAS BEEN RENDERED IRRELEVANT

[Mestengo]

Some of us don't have a boss

[NorthEastMustang]

Professor canceled 10AM class hinting that we should be tailgating by then. Awesome...

[cutter]

excellent.

[feelan]

Professor canceled 10AM class hinting that we should be tailgating by then. Awesome...

What kind of college student are you, should be tailgating NOW.

And some idiot sent me a meeting request for tomorrow from 1:00 - 3:30, told him that wasn't happening.

[PonyLove]

I'm working "remotely".

[horseshoe hilltop]

Hay Fever


Screw it, I tried.

[ThadFilms]

"I drank Irish Whiskey with ThadFilms."

Dr. HB Pony Dad can write you the note.

[ThadFilms]

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I should say Dr. HB "Effin' Trojan Lightweight" Pony Dad can write you the note.


Sheesh.

What a lightweight indeed.

[Get_Some_Ponies]

Those OC guys are always all bluster. Does Pony Dad wear an Affliction tshirt?

I have a Friday night wedding to go to. Don't think I'm getting out of it but I will be in the bar watching tv during the reception.

[35straight]

National Chinchilla Day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPsfeDi8vx8

[Dutch]

It's good to BE 'The Man', not work for him.

[Moose]

I am not actually sick today but I plan on being sick during the 3rd week of December. With the new gov't health care provisions going into effect yesterday, I am required to go stand in line at my local DPS office for 7 hours today to make an appointment to come back in November to fill out 30 pages of paperwork requesting a change of approved doctor as mine retired yesterday. If I have any chance of getting in with Dr. Patel in December, I have to be in line prior to 9 am this morning.

[DiamondM75]

I am going to a frickin' football game. You got a problem with that?


Of course you can only use this if you are 6' 6" and 300 lbs.