It has to be done...Aggie jokes...

[mustangband27]

What did the A&M graduate say to the SMU graduate upon meeting?
Hi! Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

[lwjr]

An Aggie and a Mustang are using the men's room, while washing their hands the Aggie says to the Mustang, "At A&M we are taught to always wash our hands after using the restroom". The Mustang replies, "At SMU they teach us not to pea on our hands".

[Junior]

What did the A&M graduate say to the UT graduate upon meeting?
Hi! Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

should have substituted SMU for UT here.

[Cadillac]

What did the A&M graduate say to the UT graduate upon meeting?
Hi! Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

should have substituted SMU for UT here.

Except that most Mustangs have too much class for McDonalds.

-CoS

[EastStang]

Aggie Sex Manual

> In
< Out
Repeat if necessary!

[PonyKai]

College Station...where men are men, and sheep are nervous.

[ponyboy]

There was an Aggie who got tired of everyone making fun of him so one night he decided to memorize every capitol of every state.

The next day when he was at work, some co-workers were making fun of him from afar. Incensed, he marched right up to them and said, "I resent being made fun of so I did something that will show you how smart I am. I memorized every capitol of every state."

A co-worker did not believe him so he said, "Try me." "OK," said the co-worker, "what is the capitol of Wyoming?" He smiled and said, "W."

[ponyboy]

Aggies decide to go ice fishing, so they grab their gear and get a saw for the ice. They go to the ice and start sawing a hole when they hear a resounding voice from above "There are no fish there." So, they move over to another spot and start sawing again. Again they hear the voice "There are no fish there." Again they moved and started sawing away. For a third time they hear the voice, "There are no fish there."

In frustration they throw down their tools, look up and ask "Who is that speaking? Is it you, God?"

Then comes the reply over the intercom, "No, dummy! It's the Galleria ice rink manager."

[PonyKai]

Aggies in action!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0IdWTJYrHQ

[PonyKai]

More TAMU glory captured for all time on the internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AOgN-4QnZ4

[soccermom]

Similar to an earlier post.....A&M had some students who had been in school MANY years and were becoming an embarrassment so the powers that be decided they would put them in a class, for a semester, and give them an open book 1 question final so that they could get their degree. At the end of the semester they were told to use their notes, they could help each other, whatever it took for them to get the right answer to the question:
Old McDonald had a ____________. The students debated, looked in their notes, and finally 1 said "I know, I know!!!!! Old McDonald had a farm. The others agreed but then said---how do you spell it? Another student said "Oh, that's easy----EIEIO".

[soccermom]

The other is What do you call an aggie in a tree w/a bunch of monkies? Branch manager.

[ponyscott]

The difference between a hockey goaltender and a Texas A & M Cheerleader?..........they BOTH
change their pads after three (3) periods.....

[One Trick Pony]

[quote="mustangband27"]What did the A&M graduate say to the UT graduate upon meeting?
Hi! Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

should have substituted SMU for UT here.

Except that most Mustangs have too much class for McDonalds.

-CoS

True, but where else can you eat when you're in College Station?[/quote]

Everyone with out exseption that attended SMU has ate at McDonalds..

[GeorgiaMustang]

How do you get an Aggie off the front porch?
Pay for the pizza.