The Official Getting Off Work Early Excuse Thread

[BUS]

Got food poisoning at company cafeteria. Have to leave now.


Glad i dont have a job to be worrying about this.

[Dutch]

why do you need an excuse? taking half day to tailgate for SMU v. Baylor.

you're failing in life if you need to lie about why you're taking time to do what you want to do.

[One Trick Pony]

Or self employment and do whatever you want when ever you want

[that's great raplh]

why do you need an excuse? taking half day to tailgate for SMU v. Baylor.

you're failing in life if you need to lie about why you're taking time to do what you want to do.

Or if you need to ask

[PonySnob]

Many professional businesses seem to start shutting down early the Friday before a holiday weekend.

[Topper]

Drinking problem

[lwjr]

Hang nail

[One Trick Pony]

Hang nail

Oil well stopped

[lwjr]

Hang nail

Oil well stopped

That too. lol

[mrydel]

Oils well that ends well.

[malonish]

Hang nail

Oil well stopped

Oil well refuses to stop (BP)

[AustinPerson]

Like most SMU alumni, I am extremely wealthy and don't have to answer to anyone.

[smupony94]

Use this dude's excuse

A Tokyo graduate student whose wife was apparently having a romance with a co-worker burst into their office, beat the man nearly senseless, pulled down his rival's pants and snipped off his [deleted] with garden shears, police say.

He then flushed the severed genitals down the toilet, according to an AFP report.

Police arrested the student, 24-year-old Ikki Kotsugai, shortly after the 7:40 a.m. Thursday attack at the law office in the city's Minato ward.

[One Trick Pony]

You stole that from another site

[Stallion]

that's what is known as a Penal Code violation right there