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by **smusic 00** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:52 pm

Hey Statler! How've you been?

by **The Falcon** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:57 pm

Gary -

Your nervous fidgeting and high blood pressure on the sideline is driving me
crazy.

Relax and enjoy it. It's just a game!

by **Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:03 am

by **vielsiehorsepower** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:09 am

The Falcon wrote:Gary -

Your nervous fidgeting and high blood pressure on the sideline is driving me
crazy.

Relax and enjoy it. It's just a game!

It's quite a bit more than a game when your multi million dollar salary continuing to be there is directly correlated to winning

by **ojaipony** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:58 am

Gary, I respect what you've done with the program. Hats off to you, sir. And, due to all your success, I'm sure you can now afford tailored pants that really DO fit you properly and with the right size belt. And you could probably hire a personal trainer also. I just would like to see you not struggle so much with the pants - you've worked so hard, you deserve it. We have a lot of referrals we can send your way. Please let us help you with these things - since you've helped us soooo much. It's the least we could do. One must learn to not only give, but to open one's self up to RECEIVE also.

by **MustangStealth** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 7:45 am

Boxers, briefs, or depends?

by **ponydawg** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:39 am

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by **Pony Boss** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:52 am

Gary can you help us again?

by **PonyTime** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:20 am

Pony Boss wrote:Gary can you help us again?

Actually Gary - June Jones would really like your help. He needs a job and could really be that Quarterback Guru on your staff that you have been lacking. And just think of all of the Samoans and relatives of his former players that he could recruit for your O-Line and skill positions ...

You've helped him out before - just let him design the game plan for this week's game and you will see what he is capable of doing with your team. Please...

by **GiddyUp** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:27 am

Hi Gary, I really enjoyed your rant when we beat you last time. Hope to see it again.

by **GiddyUp** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:29 am

LA_Mustang wrote:Gary, how many TCU players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

About 10 druggies.

by **LA_Mustang** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:39 am

GiddyUp wrote:About 10 druggies.

Yeah, the answer is the corrections officer because all the players are in the slammer.

by **SMU21TCU10** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 11:25 am

PonyTime wrote:
Pony Boss wrote:Gary can you help us again?

Actually Gary - June Jones would really like your help. He needs a job and could really be that Quarterback Guru on your staff that you have been lacking. And just think of all of the Samoans and relatives of his former players that he could recruit for your O-Line and skill positions ...

You've helped him out before - just let him design the game plan for this week's game and you will see what he is capable of doing with your team. Please...

Haha that made me laugh.

by **MustangStealth** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:47 pm

PonyTime wrote:
Pony Boss wrote:Gary can you help us again?

Actually Gary - June Jones would really like your help. He needs a job and could really be that Quarterback Guru on your staff that you have been lacking. And just think of all of the Samoans and relatives of his former players that he could recruit for your O-Line and skill positions ...

You've helped him out before - just let him design the game plan for this week's game and you will see what he is capable of doing with your team. Please...

June's formula for success:
1. Move Boykin to TE
2. Eliminate any plays in the playbook that use a TE
3. Magically win

It's really pretty simple guys.

by **EastStang** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:38 pm

Gary, you can't eat Peruna. Wait for the Texas game. I hear they have beef on the hoof.

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