How bout this: have a competition amongst area high schools. Have a total of 8 of them compete, 4 the first home game, 4 the second...Here's the contest: The high school with the highest number of their school-affilaiated buts in Ford Stadium gets to hold their prom at the Mansion on Turtle Creek, or some ridiculously extravagant prize....after the first 2 home games, the 4 schools with the highest battle it out. Since there are at least 2 home games where we have borrowed fans anyway, this would occupy the remaining Saturdays.
I bravely submit this despite suspecting a "gee Wally, wouldn't that be swell" from Stallion is brewing.