The official Lubbock Joke Thread

[UNTJesse]

Those are all great. I think I already covered this topic, so I'll rest my case with that one...

[diamond_tom]

Q: How does a Tech girl turn on the lights after having sex?
A: She opens the car door.

[Come and Take It]

A Teasip student, a Bear student, and a Red Raider had all
commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The UT guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the teasip guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the Baylor student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the Baylor guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
Well, the Red Raider has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him, the general shouted, "Ready ...... aim...." and the Red Raider screamed, "Fire!!"