Is it me or is Gary Patterson an embarrassment....

[George S. Patton]

This was or was not a conference game?
This result was or was not going to impact our ability to compete for the cusa title?
This is 1 out of 12 games on our schedule?
Our next super bowl is Oct. 2 at Rice?
The keeper of the star suffers from an acute case of knuckleheaditis?

I'm trying to gain some clarification since he's bought into the TCU interpretation of this game than the SMU interpretation. What a dorkwod.

[PK]

Should that be dorkwood or dorkwad? Unfamilar with the term dorkwod.