Tech fans reach a new low.

Junior · Post by **Junior** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:43 pm

Nacho wrote:tech can go a lot lower than that.
what is wrong with them? at least tamu doesn't have to deal with them anymore.

i know tamu is an easy target because of some of the Copeland stuff they do but honestly they are good fans. some of the best i have ever been around as a matter of fact.

and apparently, they don't play with their own poop as much as tech does.

tech puts the k in classy. what a bunch of idiots.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:48 pm

Still want Tech and WVU to play just to watch the fans

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:51 pm

smupony94 wrote:Still want Tech and WVU to play just to watch the fans

I guess it would give credence to the saying "the sh&t hits the fan".

NomAnor · Post by **NomAnor** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:30 pm

smuuth · Post by **smuuth** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:35 am

don't forget this also shows how stupid the aggies to be. Can't believe they didn't have security for the buses and any other items. Everyone knows when you go into dangerous places with no moral values you best take caution. Other venues such as aggieland seem to go out of their way to welcome visitors but tt is the worst I have experienced, Definitly not family friendly.

Junior · Post by **Junior** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:42 pm

you can lead a tech fan to the bathroom, but you can't teach him not to pull out his poop afterwards...

Mustangunner · Post by **Mustangunner** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:26 am

Statement from Texas Tech University:

Many of you are aware of a tweet from a Texas A&M official that their team buses were spray painted and animal feces were spread inside of the buses early Saturday morning. The clear implication of the tweet was that this was the responsibility of Texas Tech fans or students. Texas Tech has conducted an investigation regarding this allegation, and has discovered the following:

├óΓé¼┬ó The buses were not spray painted. Instead, washable shoe polish was used on the windows of one of the buses.

├óΓé¼┬ó No feces were found either in or on the buses. Fish bait was dropped onto the floor of one of the buses.

├óΓé¼┬ó The alleged "vandalism" was cleaned by the bus drivers and Holiday Inn staff before it was seen by the A&M official who tweeted the information.

While incidents such as the ones alleged are inappropriate and strongly condemned by Texas Tech, it is no less wrong to condemn the entirety of our university, students and supporters by posting inaccurate information on the internet for the purpose of sensationalizing the actions of one or a very few. We are disturbed by the careless use of social media to share these inaccuracies.

Mexmustang · Post by **Mexmustang** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:31 am

Fish Bait? Makes one wonder what they teach in that Dept. of Ag? Can't tell fish bait from animal poop? I thought Fish Camp was an A&M required course.

smustatesmen · Post by **smustatesmen** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:52 am

Shoe polish?.......I think the expression is " you don't know sh&t from shineola". Obviously, neither does the Texas Tech. administration.

Dutch · Post by **Dutch** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:02 am

Mustangunner wrote:Statement from Texas Tech University:

Many of you are aware of a tweet from a Texas A&M official that their team buses were spray painted and animal feces were spread inside of the buses early Saturday morning. The clear implication of the tweet was that this was the responsibility of Texas Tech fans or students. Texas Tech has conducted an investigation regarding this allegation, and has discovered the following:

├óΓé¼┬ó The buses were not spray painted. Instead, washable shoe polish was used on the windows of one of the buses.

├óΓé¼┬ó No feces were found either in or on the buses. Fish bait was dropped onto the floor of one of the buses.

├óΓé¼┬ó The alleged "vandalism" was cleaned by the bus drivers and Holiday Inn staff before it was seen by the A&M official who tweeted the information.

While incidents such as the ones alleged are inappropriate and strongly condemned by Texas Tech, it is no less wrong to condemn the entirety of our university, students and supporters by posting inaccurate information on the internet for the purpose of sensationalizing the actions of one or a very few. We are disturbed by the careless use of social media to share these inaccuracies.

So, while we did still vandalize the busses, made them stink to holy hell, we didn't do it with the exact materials that you are specifying.

"your honor, we didn't stab that man with a knife, it was a pair of scissors. sooo, okay then.

2ndandlong · Post by **2ndandlong** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:05 am

docabel · Post by **docabel** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:21 am

You would think that someone from tamu would know what cow [Gary Patterson] is.

Dutch · Post by **Dutch** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:30 am

docabel wrote:You would think that someone from tamu would know what cow [Gary Patterson] is.

they have a preference for:

MustangStealth · Post by **MustangStealth** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:32 am

Mustangunner wrote:Statement from Texas Tech University:

├óΓé¼┬ó The buses were not spray painted. Instead, washable shoe polish was used on the windows of one of the buses.

├óΓé¼┬ó No feces were found either in or on the buses. Fish bait was dropped onto the floor of one of the buses.

I'm a little surprised he didn't throw in "Look, I still have the receipts if you want to see them!"

Mustangunner · Post by **Mustangunner** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:51 am

Enjoy...

A terrible, terrible tragedy occurred in conjunction with the Texas Tech/Texas A&M football game, and I├óΓé¼Γäóm not talking about the questionable hit on Red Raider running back Eric Stephens. Nope, I├óΓé¼Γäóm referring to a wonton, scandalous, vandalous assault on a Texas A&M bus.

For those of you who├óΓé¼Γäóve been living under a caprock the last several days, let me fill you in on the heinous details.

Sometime before the game a dastardly pack of marauding ne├óΓé¼Γäóer do wells├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥and everybody from Kent Hance to Wes Welker to Elmer Tarbox to Will Rogers is justifiably under suspicion├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥launched a sickening attack on the defenseless Aggie bus. They took a tankard of Kiwi Shoe Polish├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥and the color was sheep doo-doo brown for added insult!├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥and they scrawled several graffiti gravely offensive to dainty Aggie sensibilities on the winders of the innocent Aggie bus.

Now that right there is grounds some testy heart-to-heart with none other than Rick Perry, but the rampaging Red Raiders weren├óΓé¼Γäót done yet. Not by a long shot! As if smearing a sickly double T on the winders wasn├óΓé¼Γäót carnage enough, the miscreants had to go and dump a load o├óΓé¼Γäó Quanah Stink Bait in the floorboard of the bus!

Can you just imagine it?!

And the villains, who are still at large in the streets of Lubbock this very moment I├óΓé¼Γäóll have you know, must have been Tech insiders because gentleman Bill Byrne and his retinue had partaken of the all-you-can-eat catfish buffet at River Smith├óΓé¼Γäós the day of the game!

Lordy I├óΓé¼Γäóm here to tell ya├óΓé¼Γäó that Byrne and his retinue grew mighty green around the gills when they saw and smelled what those catfish had eaten sitting right there on the floorboard! Doesn├óΓé¼Γäót that just make you sick?!

I know for a fact that Byrne and the entire Aggie Nation were deeply traumatized and grievously peeved. Once he witnessed the ghastly holocaust in the van, Byrne required instantaneous suppository sedation and a glass of warm goat├óΓé¼Γäós milk. It was that bad folks.

Yes, my fellow Red Raiders, there is a foul pest a-plaguin├óΓé¼Γäó the land when our fair and saintly brethren from College Station, the veritable polar north of moral rectitude in the macroverse, cannot drive their busses through the streets of Lubbock without being set upon by shoe-polish wielding, stink bait slingin├óΓé¼Γäó barbarian Taliban actin├óΓé¼Γäó in the name of Texas Tech. I├óΓé¼Γäóm deeply ashamed and I know you are too.

I├óΓé¼Γäóm also appalled that the Texas Tech administration, rather sending an embassy of goodwill and lip-biting apology worthy of Bill Clinton to beg forgiveness for this vile atrocity, has had the effrontery to question Byrne and company. I mean just because the offending substances were shoe polish and stink bait rather than spray paint and fecal remnants as originally reported, and just because the unholy mess was cleaned up before most of the Aggie gang ever saw it, is no reason to question Byrne├óΓé¼Γäós probity.

My word, what will the Tech thugs do next? Threaten a peaceable Aggie corpsman with a saber? (In case you have forgotten an SMU Cheerleader was threaten with a drawn saber for stepping on the A&M football field) For the love of Jackie Sherrill, why can├óΓé¼Γäót we all just get along?

When matters got hot and bothered between a Cambridge, Massachusetts cop and a Harvard professor, President Barack Obama wisely called a beer summit where the aggrieved parties got together and sang We Are the World over a frosty pitcher of Miller Light. In that selfsame benevolent spirit, I propose a summit for Bill Byrne and Kent Hance with cherry Kool-Aid instead of beer, and the right honorable R. C. Slocum moderating.

What could be wrong with that?