SMU is in the SEC

[West Coast Johnny]

Haha! That is awesome!

[SMU Grid Iron Madman]

Wow, now we're talkin' SEC. I want to make sure I'm ready for road games. Unapologetic entitlement and arrogance come naturally to me. I'm good there. I'm having difficulty with the fashion part though. I'm trying to work from the polo shirt, pastel colored shorts, penny loafer and Ray Ban ensemble (you know, my signature) to the fresh faced southern college boy look prevalent in the SEC. I keep going from preppy to deep south, country boy redneck. I've reinstalled the white polo button down to try to get a handle on things, but I still don't feel I'm making the right choices. I've decided the regimental, striped tie with alternating home team colors is a must. Khaki pants and rolled up sleeves...Keepers! I'm getting closer. I think where I'm falling down though is the hair. There is a unique side swept style that is alluding me. I'm getting really confused, mixing up the non-alcoholic, southern belle, Baptist piety with the laid-back, rugged, country boy and the hair trigger, backwoods redneck. How do the guys at Vandy make all this work? This task might simply be too much for me. I think I'll just stay at home.

Go Mustangs! (from the couch)

[One Trick Pony]

Wow, now we're talkin' SEC. I want to make sure I'm ready for road games. Unapologetic entitlement and arrogance come naturally to me. I'm good there. I'm having difficulty with the fashion part though. I'm trying to work from the polo shirt, pastel colored shorts, penny loafer and Ray Ban ensemble (you know, my signature) to the fresh faced southern college boy look prevalent in the SEC. I keep going from preppy to deep south, country boy redneck. I've reinstalled the white polo button down to try to get a handle on things, but I still don't feel I'm making the right choices. I've decided the regimental, striped tie with alternating home team colors is a must. Khaki pants and rolled up sleeves...Keepers! I'm getting closer. I think where I'm falling down though is the hair. There is a unique side swept style that is alluding me. I'm getting really confused, mixing up the non-alcoholic, southern belle, Baptist piety with the laid-back, rugged, country boy and the hair trigger, backwoods redneck. How do the guys at Vandy make all this work? This task might simply be too much for me. I think I'll just stay at home.

Go Mustangs! (from the couch)

You're extremely boring

[HarvCrimYaleBlue]

Start here and work backwards.

[One Trick Pony]

Start here and work backwards.

The young lady on the right with sunglasses is beautiful

[BUS]

You mean left?

[mrydel]

No. The one with the sunglasses dangling on the front of her shirt

[BUS]

I know two dyslexic fans.

[mrydel]

The one next to the guy with the red rimmed glasses.

[sadderbudweiser]

Wait...who is Chad Morris again?

[One Trick Pony]

I came out to the garage I had to go back in the house cuz I forgot what I came out for

[BIGHORSE]

The girl in the red dress looks very hot.

[SMU Pom Mom]

Is this a common issue at SMU? Cuz I think I just figured out the problem with the defense.