Official Thanks For Finally Giving Us A Real Horse Thread

[SMU89]

Most outside of SMU view our msacot as comical at best.

Not including the people WHO PICKED THE FREAKING TOP TEN MASCOTS IN THE COUNTRY LAST YEAR, you dope.

Bottom line, more people around the country could tell you who the top 10 football teams are and very few, and most likely non-football types, could tell you the top 10 mascots.

Peruna is not going anywhere. You can still pet the pony, ogle at the pony, whisper in its ear, pull its tail, and tell all your favorite pony stories.

Let's focus on football -- unless you're more interested in the Mascot Top 10 List.

[SMU21TCU10]

In the end we are [deleted] about a horse 8-10 inches higher at its withers than what we have now.

really? heres what you do then. quietly retire the current Peruna and install the new peruna which just happens to be a bit bigger. Don't have a political ceremony starring the wife of an absurdly rich oil and gas man. Don't have two mascots in the stadium at the same time (completely unstable) and don't spit on the traditions of the school in the whole process.

You forgot... AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DONT HAVE MICHAEL MARTIN MURPHY PERFORM AT HALFTIME!!

[Stallion]

how many Country Lite Old Drunkin' Washed-Up Hippie Cowboys does June Jones know-this could go on for a few more years.

[KnuckleStang]

Most outside of SMU view our msacot as comical at best.

Not including the people WHO PICKED THE FREAKING TOP TEN MASCOTS IN THE COUNTRY LAST YEAR, you dope.

Bottom line, more people around the country could tell you who the top 10 football teams are and very few, and most likely non-football types, could tell you the top 10 mascots.

Peruna is not going anywhere. You can still pet the pony, ogle at the pony, whisper in its ear, pull its tail, and tell all your favorite pony stories.

Let's focus on football -- unless you're more interested in the Mascot Top 10 List.

Thank you for making my point. If we were focused on football, we would'nt be trying to CHANGE THE MASCOT

[Hoop Fan]

absurdity and irony is lost on some people Knuckle. Just like the point of celebrating the wild mustang by parading out a doped up, gelding in the name of a mustang. truly absurd. Yes, lets focus on football, by all means. It would be about time.

[PhantomPhi]

I'll be on the Party Bus bound for TCU. We'll take a vote and I'll post it.

[mrydel]

We need to do away with the fraternities too. Ever since they quit swallowing goldfish they have gone downhill. Tradition, we don't need no stinkin' tradition.

[EastStang]

Which mascot do you want opposing fans to make fun of? The small horse with a kill to his credit or a horse with no balls. Can we get "America" to sing at a game, about going somewhere on a horse with no balls, it feels good when his wife calls or something along those lines.

[smupony]

Put Traveler next to Peruna and it is obvious. Most outside of SMU view our msacot as comical at best.

When have we ever cared about what other people think?

You're not a Mustang, you're a sheep...

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

Which mascot do you want opposing fans to make fun of? The small horse with a kill to his credit or a horse with no balls. Can we get "America" to sing at a game, about going somewhere on a horse with no balls, it feels good when his wife calls or something along those lines.

"You see, we've been to the game on a horse with no nuts"

[Nacho]

why don't we get all the live mascots from c-usa, put them in a pen in the south endzone and see what happens. could be exciting. i'm for adding bevo too. that thing looks like he is looking for a place to lie down. the cougar would have to be the odds on favorite but hey that's why they play the game.

[gostangs]

Can we also please include the worst mascot in america - the "land of the lost" purple thing.

[Nacho]

definitely. get that frog in there. appetizer.

[EastStang]

Tulsa got rid of the cigar butt/tootsie roll thingy.

[Hoop Fan]

Tulsa got rid of the cigar butt/tootsie roll thingy.

no wonder they are winning.