Dear Mr. Man-
You know who you are. You are the elderly gentleman who stands outside the Paul B. Lloyd center before every game and asks for extra tickets.
However, you never want to pay for them. You want them given to you.
You were in the same spot at the Texas State, TCU, Tulsa, and tonight, the Houston game.
According to you, you are trying to get you grandson into the game.
Unfortunately, I helped you out once, as I had an extra ticket. I didn't necessarily want to sell you a ticket; I wanted an SMU fan to see the game.
However, your schtick has not ended. I looked it up, and you can get an endzone seat for $14. Is that too much for you? Was the line at the ticket counter too long?
I don't think so. I walked over to the ticket counter after I saw you, and the line wasn't more than 5 people deep. Yet, you want a ticket given too you.
I give money to the athletic department, general scholarship fund, the Mustang Club, and the Cox fund. I also pay for a spot on the Boulevard.
But you still can't find it in your wallet to pay $14 for a ticket for you grandson.
Please, do me a favor. Take off that SMU Alumni hat and hide your allegiance. You embarass me
Yours truly,
Come and Take It.