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Postby MrMustang1965 » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:15 am

OK you whining, panty-waisted, pathetic maggots,
it's time for a little refresher course on exactly
why we Mustangs need to have a bad-ass attitude...starting now!

See if you can tear yourself away from your "reality" TV
and Starbucks for a minute,
pull your head out of your flabby asses - and LISTEN UP!!

THIS is not "tiddly winks" or "frisbee".

This is the kind of attitude the Mustangs are gonna
have this year against their WAC and OOC opponents!

We're gonna have a little fun at someone else's expense for a change!

Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get
your panties in a wad. Got that, Mustangs?

THIS was an atrocity! 2003 season: OH-AND-TWELVE!

So was THIS!

TEXAS TECH - 58, SMU - 10

WHICH PART DON'T YOU GET?

These sons-of-bitches are plotting as we speak to destroy our football program
and our heritage any way they can. Some of them are here among us now.

They don't want to embrace us and don't want us to win again this year.

They don't give a crap how "improved" we are, how high-spirited we are,
or how much we want to play football.

They want us to sink lower than ever before, and think it is their right to do it...starting September 4th!

You think Frogs & Miners are our worst enemy?
Then you're a dumb [deleted]!

Stop bitchin' about our quarterback,
JC transfers, offensive line, and our defensive secondary...
and start worrying about getting fans in the stands and helping the Mustangs kick our opponents' asses!

You've fallen asleep AGAIN Mustang fans!

And you may not get another chance!

NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY [deleted] -

and pass this on to any and every Mustang...if you ever gave a damn about anything.

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Postby Water Pony » Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:40 am

Hoo-rah!

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Postby PonyGirl » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:48 am

Good stuff.
Ever think of decaf?
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Postby Stallion » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:38 am

Cheerleading Camp Tryouts should be especially competitive this year.
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Postby MrMustang1965 » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:29 am

Stallion wrote:Cheerleading Camp Tryouts should be especially competitive this year.
Wanna bet I can get a crowd more pumped up than you can :shock: :?:
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Postby WreckEm16 » Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:39 pm

I was plotting to destroy SMU football, but then a Family Guy marathon started and I got sidetracked.
And when I die<BR>You can bury me<BR>In Lubbock, Texas,<BR>In my jeans.<P>-Mac Davis
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Postby MrMustang1965 » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:34 am

WreckEm16 wrote:I was plotting to destroy SMU football, but then a Family Guy marathon started and I got sidetracked.
"Family Guy"? Geez...that show sucks! But then...there's nothing else to do out there in that godforsaken wasteland called Lubbock, is there? :wink:
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Postby WreckEm16 » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:44 am

That's not true.

There's always Prarie Dog Town.
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Postby Corso » Mon Aug 30, 2004 11:08 am

Not so fast, MM65!
That show's actually pretty damn funny.
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