Top 10: TCU
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:22 amFrom High on the Hilltop, the Top 10 reasons SMU will knock off TCU this Saturday in Fort Worth:
10. Frog WR Donald Massey fumbles repeatedly in a peace offering to big brother Richuel
9. A mustang's hoof is bigger than a horned frog
8. TCU blockers have no idea what defensive coaches are talking about when instructed to watch out for "Nnabuife" and "Akinyemi"
7. No more Schobels
6. Frogs realize the last thing they want to do is score points and risk getting Phil Bennett mad
5. TCU running back Lonta Hobbs refuses to play after failing to convince teammates that he wasn't named after a drink at Starbucks
4. Prepared for future move to Mountain West Conference, Frogs are shocked by relatively low altitude and presence of fans in seats
3. TCU players humbled when they see Peruna and think "so THAT's what a real mascot should look like"
2. Mustangs gain mental edge when they focus on the fact that they play their games "High on the Hilltop," while TCU plays in a place called "Cowtown"
And the #1 reason SMU will knock off TCU this Saturday:
1. Frogs forced to make last-minute switch to backup QB when starter Tye Gunn pulls a no-show after mistakenly thinking the sign outside the stadium says "No Gunns in Amon Carter Stadium"
10. Frog WR Donald Massey fumbles repeatedly in a peace offering to big brother Richuel
9. A mustang's hoof is bigger than a horned frog
8. TCU blockers have no idea what defensive coaches are talking about when instructed to watch out for "Nnabuife" and "Akinyemi"
7. No more Schobels
6. Frogs realize the last thing they want to do is score points and risk getting Phil Bennett mad
5. TCU running back Lonta Hobbs refuses to play after failing to convince teammates that he wasn't named after a drink at Starbucks
4. Prepared for future move to Mountain West Conference, Frogs are shocked by relatively low altitude and presence of fans in seats
3. TCU players humbled when they see Peruna and think "so THAT's what a real mascot should look like"
2. Mustangs gain mental edge when they focus on the fact that they play their games "High on the Hilltop," while TCU plays in a place called "Cowtown"
And the #1 reason SMU will knock off TCU this Saturday:
1. Frogs forced to make last-minute switch to backup QB when starter Tye Gunn pulls a no-show after mistakenly thinking the sign outside the stadium says "No Gunns in Amon Carter Stadium"
